Dear
world, PLEASE HELP! As many of you know, Australia is home to many of
the deadliest animals on the planet. And despite our laid back nature,
we're as terrified of these creatures as the rest of you. BUT WE'RE
STUCK HERE! THESE KILLERS ARE HOLDING US HOSTAGE!
It's taken us this long to speak out because of our fear of the repercussions. These critters are more tech-savvy than you'd think, and one false move on our part could set them off. But recent events have pushed us too far, and now we call on our fellow humans to help us Aussies out. Have you seen this??!!??!
It's taken us this long to speak out because of our fear of the repercussions. These critters are more tech-savvy than you'd think, and one false move on our part could set them off. But recent events have pushed us too far, and now we call on our fellow humans to help us Aussies out. Have you seen this??!!??!
Please, for the love of humanity, come and get us. We can't just fly or boat out from here, these critters have our vehicles on lock down. Plus they're all infested with the vermin that we're trying to escape from. It wouldn't be any good to spread these nature gangsters throughout the rest of the world. And we're fine going anywhere but here. We understand that there's not a lot of room for us, but drop us off in Antarctica if you want. We'll make do. Just please get us off of this death trap of a continent.
G'Day,
The People of Australia
* Originally posted on Facebook on March 7, 2012, 10:42PM
* By the way, those are spider webs in the picture.
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